Friday, May 18, 2012

Let's Cut the Bullshit, shall We?

Alice got bored; she felt like putting a boot up our asses. So here our fucked up little party stands, mostly strong and already bickering in the eyes of the public. Smart move there, guys, let's show the followers how big of assholes we can be to each other and the people that give a shit. Whatever.

I got suckered in by a couple pair of puppy dog eyes, a very big hammer, and some passive aggressive sticky notes. What the fuck is up with those sticky notes, I don't know, but.. I digress. We're supposed to save the world or something. Nick's too busy to have bothered with us lately, so we've been under "protection" or some such shit. What that really boils down to is that we've been grounded, complete with babysitters and no "contact with strangers", but of course we don't listen. I'm surprised he actually thought we would..

I'm Cutter, the resident jagoff here. I tried to vote this little blog out of existence, but the boobs won. I mean, the females. I mean.. well, everyone's pretty gung ho about trying to save people. And stuff. I think it's just an excuse to get out of the house that might very well get us killed.

What I'm saying here is this: You shouldn't have left us to stew in our own aggression for so long, Amalgamation. We're getting a nasty case of cabin fever, and this state is just full of pissed off little demons and baddies that we can take out our frustration on. This post is my way of saying, "Hi, fuck you very much, we're going out. Might wind up saving your ass if we can't find anything better to do."

Don't try to stop us, either. We've already left. Not that you actually pay attention these days..

Alice fluttered her lashes when I told her we might see you soon, and Viv? She just rolled her eyes and went back to researching St. Peter's Church on 4th and Pine. We have an appointment with a horse-drawn carriage.

5 comments:

  1. Cutter is a pretty terrible name. It just brings to mind some emo kid.

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    1. Remind me to give a fuck about your opinion some other time.

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    2. I wouldn't expect you to. But I can't be the only one who thinks that.

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  2. I thought the tie-in to the fates was obvious. Spinner, Cutter, and Weaver? Nick's pretty heavyhanded with the nicknames he hands out.

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    1. Which still makes this guy an old hag. Is that better than an emo kid? And if it is the Fates, Weaver doesn't fit and should be Measurer. All in all, stupid names.

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